Welcome to Menorca! Get ready for five days of turquoise waters, stunning landscapes, and just the right amount of adventure. Bring your sunscreen, an appetite, and a willingness to embrace the occasional “this seemed like a good idea at the time” moment.

Day 1: Welcome to Paradise (and Mild Sunburn)

Morning:

• Land in Mahón (Maó), Menorca’s charming capital, and grab a coffee and a flaky ensaimada (Menorcan pastry) at Es Llonguet. You’ll need carbs for what’s ahead.

• Wander through Mahón’s historic streets before heading to the harbor for a quick boat tour—because nothing says “vacation mode” like pretending you own a yacht.

Afternoon:

• Head to Cala Mesquida, a small but stunning beach where you’ll inevitably realize you should have packed more SPF.

• Lunch at Cap Roig, where the seafood is fresh, the views are ridiculous, and the temptation to order “just one more” sangria is strong.

Evening:

• Drive to Binibeca Vell, a picture-perfect whitewashed village that looks straight out of a Pinterest board.

• Dinner at Sa Musclera, where you’ll indulge in local lobster stew (caldereta de langosta) and briefly consider a career as a food critic.

Day 2: Hidden Coves & Questionable Kayaking Skills

Morning:

• Hit Cala Macarella & Macarelleta, two of Menorca’s most famous coves. Getting there requires a scenic hike (read: a sweaty trek), but the water is so blue it’s basically Photoshop in real life.

• Pack a snorkel or just dramatically float on your back while pretending you’re in a travel commercial.

Afternoon:

• Refuel with a beachfront lunch at Cova Sa Nacra—try the seafood paella and thank me later.

• Rent a kayak and paddle around Cala Mitjana. Either you’ll impress yourself with your athleticism, or you’ll give the beachgoers a good laugh. Either way, it’s a win.

Evening:

• Head to Cova d’en Xoroi, a cliffside bar built into a cave, for sunset drinks. The view is stunning, the cocktails are strong, and you’ll leave with at least one photo worthy of your screensaver.

• Dinner at Es Molí de Foc, where Menorca’s famous gin makes its way into both your glass and your heart.

Day 3: Horses, History & Probably Too Much Cheese

Morning:

• Visit Ciutadella, the island’s former capital, with its cobblestone streets, Gothic architecture, and markets that will convince you to buy something you don’t need.

• Stop by Mercat des Peix for a quick snack before heading to Naveta des Tudons, a prehistoric stone monument that proves Menorca has been attracting visitors for thousands of years.

Afternoon:

• Have lunch at Café Balear—order the lobster and don’t look at the bill.

• Experience Menorca’s famous Cami de Cavalls, a historic coastal trail best explored on horseback. Just be prepared for your thighs to complain the next day.

Evening:

• Return to Ciutadella for a relaxed dinner at Cas Cònsol, where you can savor Mediterranean flavors with a view of the harbor.

Day 4: Boats, Beaches & That One Friend Who Always Gets Lost

Morning:

• Rent a boat (no license needed!) and sail along Menorca’s coast. Stop at hidden coves, take a million photos, and let the sea breeze fix your hair in ways no stylist ever could.

• Snack on sobrassada (a local cured sausage) while anchored in a secluded bay.

Afternoon:

• Dock at Cala Pregonda, a beach so beautiful it looks like it belongs on another planet. Swim, sunbathe, and try not to think about real life.

• Have lunch at Es Cranc in Fornells—famous for its seafood stew and the slight regret you’ll feel when you eat too much of it.

Evening:

• Enjoy a low-key evening in Fornells, strolling along the waterfront before heading back for an early night. Or not—Menorca’s gin is surprisingly persuasive.

Day 5: One Last Dip & A Proper Send-Off

Morning:

• Spend your final hours at Playa de Cavalleria, a golden-sand beach with crystal-clear water and zero crowds.

• Hike up to the Cavalleria Lighthouse for panoramic views and a moment of deep reflection (or just a solid selfie).

Afternoon:

• Enjoy one last Menorcan feast at Sa Llagosta, because vacations don’t count if you don’t eat like royalty.

• Pick up a bottle of Xoriguer Gin at the airport—because when reality hits, a gin & tonic will soften the blow.

Final Thoughts:

Menorca has given you epic beaches, incredible food, and just enough adventure to keep things interesting. Whether you leave with sun-kissed skin or a kayak-related story you’d rather forget, one thing’s for sure—you’ll be back.